I was chilling at the playground, duh, with my favorite stay-at-home mom. I noticed that my lil' man had a ginormous booger in his left nostril. I called him over and plucked out the gooey mess. I stuck it on HIS shirt. The mom said, "Nice. You're supposed to wipe that on yourself." I replied, "Are you kidding! He gets to change his clothes every day."
You just never know how long you'll be living in the clothes you have on, so for the love of God—don't stick HIS boogers on them.
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